Poor Ostrich

There once was an ostrich from York
Who started to choke on a cork.
His death was the crudest
But since he was Buddhist,
His reincarnate was a stork.

Jingles

There once was a Norse named Jingles
Who liked to spank mongeese with shingles.
But then he licked Jello
And only smells yellow
And now his left big toenail tingles.